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• MOVIE page: Scary MoVie (2013)
• Rate: 3.7/10 total 11,512 votes 
• Genre: Comedy
• Runtime: USA:86 min
• Filming Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
• Budget: $20,000,000 (estimated)
• Gross: $31,673,667 (USA) (21 June 2013)
• Director: Malcolm D. Lee
• Stars: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Charlie Sheen | See full cast and crew
• Original Music By: James L. Venable   
• Soundtrack: Somewhere in This World
• Sound Mix: Dolby Digital
• Plot Keyword: Female Masturbation | Critically Bashed | Sequel | Masturbation | Fifth Part

Writing Credits By:

• David Zucker (written by) &
• Pat Proft (written by)

     

Goofs: Continuity: When Jody wakes up after her wild night out partying with Kendra her alarm clock reads 10:38 AM. But the time stamp on the surveillance camera that shows her then backing out of her driveway to go to ballet rehearsal shows around 9:10 AM.

Plot: A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their newborn son home from the hospital. With the help of home-surveillance cameras and a team of experts, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon. Full summary » |  »

Story: Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. Written byDimension Films

Synopsis: Plot yet unknown, but they directors have announced they are interested in spoofing Paranormal Activity, Child's Play, and Final Destination.It will also likely have 2 main movies that it is spoofing, as the first 4 did.These will likely be the ones mentioned.Scream 4 is also being considered, and in that case, many former cast members would likely return, in addition to some new characters........ Streaming Full Movie..

Produced By:

• Brian Bell known as executive producer
• Phil Dornfeld known as producer
• Bob Weinstein known as executive producer
• Harvey Weinstein known as executive producer
• David Zucker known as producer

FullCast & Crew:

• Ashley Tisdale known as Jody Sanders
• Simon Rex known as Dan
• Erica Ash known as Kendra Brooks
• Katt Williams known as Blaine Fulda
• Terry Crews known as Martin
• Gracie Whitton known as Kathy
• Lidia Porto known as Maria
• Charlie Sheen known as Charlie Sheen
• Darrell Hammond known as Dr. Hall
• Tyler Posey known as David
• Ava Kolker known as Lily
• Lindsay Lohan known as Lindsay Lohan
• Snoop Dogg known as Marcus
• Molly Shannon known as Heather Darcy
• Jerry O'Connell known as Christian Grey
• Sarah Hyland known as Mia
• Katrina Bowden known as Natalie
• Jasmine Guy known as Mrs. Brooks
• Heather Locklear known as Barbara
• Suelyn Medeiros
• Angie Stone
• Mike Tyson known as Mike Tyson
• Kate Walsh known as Mal
• Bow Wow known as Eric
• Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci known as Caesar
• Vernon Beckstrom known as Ballet Patron
• Aaron Beelner known as Little Man
• Faith Blankenship known as Carpet Girl
• Ashley LeConte Campbell known as Antoinette Beauchamp
• Jwaundace Candece known as Housewife #1
• Ben Cornish known as Dom Kolb
• Catherine Cospelich known as Ape Chick #1
• Kendrick Cross known as Rescue Worker
• Elizabeth Davidovich known as Ballerina
• Mariama Diallo known as Porn star
• Rosetta Gadson known as Audience Member
• Jeff Matthew Glover known as Lab Tech
• Jon Gould known as Ballet patron
• Clifton Guterman known as Waiter
• Michael Howell known as Theater Worker
• Amanda Jelks known as Ballerina
• Andrew R. Kaplan known as Black Tie Ballet Patron
• Angela Kerecz known as Featured Porn Star
• King known as Upscale Club Guy
• Clayton Landey known as Cop
• Macsen Lintz known as French Kid
• Gabe Lustman known as Theatre Patron
• J.P. Manoux known as Pierre
• Juan Martel known as Party Juan
• Katy McKenna known as Orchestra Performer
• Juan Carlos Mejia known as Ballet Patron
• Ken Melde known as Cafe Patron
• Mac Miller known as DeAndre
• Ozzy Ojito known as Raul - the Gardener
• Audrina Patridge
• Zoe Pessin known as Honey Boo Boo
• Roland Powell known as Kendra's Brother (as Lil Duvall)
• Angela Raiola known as Angela Raiola
• Usher Raymond known as Ira the Janitor
• Dena Rivera known as Viv at Ballet
• Joel Rogers known as Confused Ballet Patron
• Marisa Saks known as Amy
• Anna Skidanova known as Nadya
• Shannon Stough known as Porn Star
• Josh Robert Thompson known as Narrator (voice)
• Lewis Thompson known as Madea
• Josh Turner known as Ballet Patron
• Michael J. Walker known as Executive
• Emily Chandler Westergreen known as Mara
• Sheree Whitfield known as Sheree Whitfield
• Kendra Wilkinson
• Jordan Allena Williams known as Ballet Dancer
• Chris Durfy known as Packer Fan (uncredited)
• Abigail Jackson known as Ballet Attendee (uncredited)
• John J. Palomino known as Night Club Patron (uncredited)
• Kristy Pope known as Ballet Patron (uncredited)
• Kathy Walton Pulley known as Ballet Attendee (uncredited)
• Amanda Topper known as Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
• Memi West known as Audience / Patron (uncredited)
• David Zucker known as Packer Fan (uncredited)

Production Companies:

• Brad Grey Pictures
• DZE
• Dimension Films

MPAA: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore

Scary MoVie (2013) Review by waqar khan from Pakistan
The latest installment in the series of lazy spoofs, this film offersvirtually nothing to its audience, insulting their intelligence for anhour-and-a-half with perhaps the worst collection of blatantlyuninspired and recycled gags ever put to into a film.

The horrendous excuse for a plot centers on a suburban wife (AshleyTisdale) and her dimwitted husband (Simon Rex) moving into a hauntedhouse with their possessed adopted children. From there, the filmparodies the biggest blockbusters of the last few years, but does sowithout a semblance of relevance, creativity or wit.

It says a lot about the film that the only half-laughs to be had comefrom Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan sharing the opening scene – anincredibly stupid and borderline cringe-worthy, but inexplicablyentertaining chuckle at their fall from grace.

It's all downhill from there as the rest of the film plays out as aseries of unconnected set pieces seen literally hundreds of timesbefore. Often, such an unappealing movie is still able to salvage hopeby suiting itself for a target market, but it is hard to see anyaudience group, from 15 year old to stoner, defending this abomination.

One would have to drink Lindsay under the table, smoke copious amountsof bud with Snoop Dogg and/or Lion and snort pure tiger blood withCharlie to even come close to drawing any semblance of enjoyment fromthis disaster. An imminent sweep of this year's Razzies doesn't seemlike ironic punishment enough for one of the worst films ever made.

Scary MoVie (2013) Review by Dex Ren
I will start off by saying I LOVE the Scary Movie franchise, especiallyscary movie 3. My girlfriend and I went to see it on the 12th, we wereso excited because we both love the previous films. 5 to 10 minutesinto it, neither of us were laughing, just straight face. I whisperedover to her and told her this is really stupid, she agreed. None ofother people that were sitting in the room laugh either. I can'tbelieve we actually sat through the whole movie until the end, since wepaid for it already. It had like 3 moments that made us chuckle a bit,but that was it. If I could demand my money back, I would. Little notefor the producers- Instead of paying huge amounts of money to thecelebrities, how about spend some in developing the story and jokes? Iwould say this movie *might* make little 10 years old children laugh,but that's about it.

It was so bad that I decided to make an IMDb account to criticize.

Scary MoVie (2013) Review by markfran6060 from Charlotte, NC
Don't bother going to see this junk. It appears to be very low budgetand infantile. I have enjoyed the other Scary movies but this one hasno redeeming value. My 15 year old son said it was the worst movie hehas ever seen. Disjointed. People were leaving the theater before thehalfway point and it is only an hour and a half. There is really notmuch you can say about it except to wait until it comes out on Netflixand even then it will hard to Streaming. Honestly I can't believe thatafter the movie company Streaminged this movie they had the nerve torelease it. In my opinion this would hurt your reputation as a Filmmaker more than helping by a long shot. There is a considerabledifference in the quality of this Scary movie and the others, none ofthe original cast appear in the movie and it seems to be based mostlyon paranormal activity, the set becomes very stagnant. My son said thatthe actual paranormal activity was funnier. My son loves the Scarymovie brand, he said this one would give the franchise a bad name andhe would give it a -2 if he could.

This is a good reason to use Pirate Bay. The public is certainly beingripped off by paying for this kind of crap.

Anyone who gives this movie a positive review should be suspect. Theyare either being paid or benefiting in some way.

I like this type of movie - this one is just bad.

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